And, perchance, the next time somebody exclaims, "That sucks, man," I might respond, "Yes, that dost suck the mighty teat of despair.

I had a ten year old tell me that after I goggled at someone saying that. I was escorting him back to his camp and we heard someone holler 'That sucks!'. He looks at me, owlishly, and says, 'M'lady, that dost suck the mighty teat of anguish and dispair. Perhaps we could rest a bit at the privy?'

He was so cute.