Ooo nooo! Facebook is down for the second time in as many days.
Already there are fabulous tweets going around:
Facebook Down, Like Buttons Vanish, Internet Implodes
BREAKING NEWS: Facebook is down. Worker productivity rises. U.S. climbs out of recession.
Facebook is down. We can't tell who's hungry or tired.
Facebook users are roaming the streets in tears, shoving photos of themselves in people's faces and screaming 'DO YOU LIKE THIS? DO YOU??'
Since Facebook is down, I decided to write what I'm doing on an ACTUAL WALL
Facebook shut down so they had to use Twitter to notify everyone.
#Facebook down; over 230 million acres of Farmville crops and special animals die from inattention.
(Note: I didn't make any of these up. I'm just cutting and pasting.)
And my personal favorite:
Lord_Voldemort7 I shut down facebook. That'll teach The Social Network for trying to steal attention from the Deathly Hallows Trailer. Take that, Zuckerberg
And then there are comments on the Faster Forward blog:
I can see The Onion headline:
FACEBOOK DOWN, MILLIONS FRIENDLESS
The GOP forgot to include Facebook in its Pledge to America. Priorities, people, priorities!! Fix Facebook first, then we'll deal with health care.
Facebook went down because alien beings from a far away world intercepted a frequency asking the aliens if they would like to "accept Earth's friend request" One by one, the aliens added Earth as their friend and the sheer number of new ,alien, users trying to play farmville and win a ninja/pirate war caused the Facebook system to crash. Sooo, It was all Earth's fault, go figure.
...and, yes, that is how bored I am without Facebook haha
I can't wait to see the "Facebook-down baby boom" 9 months from now...
Anyhow, since![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
cz_unit doesn't use FB, I just wanted to let him know, in case he was wondering why everyone else was getting so much work done today. :-)
Already there are fabulous tweets going around:
Facebook Down, Like Buttons Vanish, Internet Implodes
BREAKING NEWS: Facebook is down. Worker productivity rises. U.S. climbs out of recession.
Facebook is down. We can't tell who's hungry or tired.
Facebook users are roaming the streets in tears, shoving photos of themselves in people's faces and screaming 'DO YOU LIKE THIS? DO YOU??'
Since Facebook is down, I decided to write what I'm doing on an ACTUAL WALL
Facebook shut down so they had to use Twitter to notify everyone.
#Facebook down; over 230 million acres of Farmville crops and special animals die from inattention.
(Note: I didn't make any of these up. I'm just cutting and pasting.)
And my personal favorite:
Lord_Voldemort7 I shut down facebook. That'll teach The Social Network for trying to steal attention from the Deathly Hallows Trailer. Take that, Zuckerberg
And then there are comments on the Faster Forward blog:
I can see The Onion headline:
FACEBOOK DOWN, MILLIONS FRIENDLESS
The GOP forgot to include Facebook in its Pledge to America. Priorities, people, priorities!! Fix Facebook first, then we'll deal with health care.
Facebook went down because alien beings from a far away world intercepted a frequency asking the aliens if they would like to "accept Earth's friend request" One by one, the aliens added Earth as their friend and the sheer number of new ,alien, users trying to play farmville and win a ninja/pirate war caused the Facebook system to crash. Sooo, It was all Earth's fault, go figure.
...and, yes, that is how bored I am without Facebook haha
I can't wait to see the "Facebook-down baby boom" 9 months from now...
Anyhow, since
cz_unit doesn't use FB, I just wanted to let him know, in case he was wondering why everyone else was getting so much work done today. :-)
