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Report from Julia (in icon)
Oct. 19th, 2010 01:02 pmOMGZ!!!!! Mommy (Human Mommy) did something really mean to me this morning!! First she put the covered litterbox into the bedroom where that Pumpkin boy cat likes to spend his stupid time. Then she put a water bowl there. Then she took our FOOD bowls and put them in the bedroom at breakfast time, and then she went out into the closet and shut the door behind her! I ran around to the main door and it was closed with a big heavy THING in front of it and I couldn't paw it open like the stupid boy cat and I normally do!! Mommy left me in the bedroom with that evil Pumpkin cat and all Daddy did was SNORE!! I was stuck!!!
Then there was all this LOUD banging noise. Bang, bang, bang!! I smelled cold air through the crack in the door. I got all scared being in the same room as Pumpkin, because when I was still living on the street, a boy cat did a NAUGHTY thing to me and I had three kittens! Pumpkin isn't interested in that naughty thing, but maybe that's why he hisses and growls at me all the time.
The banging woke Daddy up and he went through the closet into that room where the water falls on the people. I don't know why people do that every day! Daddy tried to reassure me as I heard some brrr, brrr, brrr sounds. Mommy came in the room and said that was "power tools." But then she went out again and I had to stay in the room with that evil Pumpkin. Daddy hugged me and Mommy hugged Pumpkin and he got all hissy. Mommy calls that his "blowtorch."
FINALLY Mommy let me out of the bedroom. Pumpkin and I went into the living room. The big window where I like to sit looks all different. Where are the tiles that I sit on?? Where are the vertical blinds?? They don't get in my way anymore! The window smells like two men I don't recognize. Daddy said they spoke something called Polish. I guess humans make different kinds of meows. I don't know where those men went, but the window sure smells different!
Mommy seems happy about the stickers in the window. I don't know what "Energy Star" means. I don't know where those men are. But the window is very new and shiny clean! I will have to rub my face on the window and leave my scent and noseprints.
Then there was all this LOUD banging noise. Bang, bang, bang!! I smelled cold air through the crack in the door. I got all scared being in the same room as Pumpkin, because when I was still living on the street, a boy cat did a NAUGHTY thing to me and I had three kittens! Pumpkin isn't interested in that naughty thing, but maybe that's why he hisses and growls at me all the time.
The banging woke Daddy up and he went through the closet into that room where the water falls on the people. I don't know why people do that every day! Daddy tried to reassure me as I heard some brrr, brrr, brrr sounds. Mommy came in the room and said that was "power tools." But then she went out again and I had to stay in the room with that evil Pumpkin. Daddy hugged me and Mommy hugged Pumpkin and he got all hissy. Mommy calls that his "blowtorch."
FINALLY Mommy let me out of the bedroom. Pumpkin and I went into the living room. The big window where I like to sit looks all different. Where are the tiles that I sit on?? Where are the vertical blinds?? They don't get in my way anymore! The window smells like two men I don't recognize. Daddy said they spoke something called Polish. I guess humans make different kinds of meows. I don't know where those men went, but the window sure smells different!
Mommy seems happy about the stickers in the window. I don't know what "Energy Star" means. I don't know where those men are. But the window is very new and shiny clean! I will have to rub my face on the window and leave my scent and noseprints.
