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Yesterday Mommy got up REAL EARLY! I was happy because she might feed ME earlier. She USED to feed me and that Pumpkin cat right when she got up in the morning (well, after using the "human litter box"). But lately she said that we cats have to be on a "schedule" because Pumpkin has something called DIE-uh-BEE-tees. I don't know what that means. Is he going to die? Sometimes he calls me such mean names, I wish he would die! I am perfect all the time!
So I was running around the living room all excited, because I thought Mommy was going to feed us! But instead, Mommy put Pumpkin in the thing with wheels, and took him outside. Then she came back ... and the thing with wheels was EMPTY!! No Pumpkin! What happened to Pumpkin? Then Mommy fed me my tasty food, but I was all alone!
So I sat in front of the window all by myself. Mommy said I was sitting on something called "Daddy's coat." It smelled a little like Daddy and it also smelled like me because I like to sit on it.
When the window got dark Mommy left me with Daddy and went somewhere. When she came back, Pumpkin was in the thing with wheels again! I don't know where he went all day, but he came back. Mommy told Daddy he had a "glucose curve," but I don't know what that means.
All I know is that the thing with wheels smelled like Pumpkin, so I jumped in it and tried to make it smell like ME. I was hoping Mommy would take ME somewhere, but she didn't. I guess I need a "glucose curve," whatever THAT is!
So I was running around the living room all excited, because I thought Mommy was going to feed us! But instead, Mommy put Pumpkin in the thing with wheels, and took him outside. Then she came back ... and the thing with wheels was EMPTY!! No Pumpkin! What happened to Pumpkin? Then Mommy fed me my tasty food, but I was all alone!
So I sat in front of the window all by myself. Mommy said I was sitting on something called "Daddy's coat." It smelled a little like Daddy and it also smelled like me because I like to sit on it.
When the window got dark Mommy left me with Daddy and went somewhere. When she came back, Pumpkin was in the thing with wheels again! I don't know where he went all day, but he came back. Mommy told Daddy he had a "glucose curve," but I don't know what that means.
All I know is that the thing with wheels smelled like Pumpkin, so I jumped in it and tried to make it smell like ME. I was hoping Mommy would take ME somewhere, but she didn't. I guess I need a "glucose curve," whatever THAT is!
