luscious_purple: women's rights (Mitt hits the fan)
Yesterday was April Fool's Day, but so many people on Facebook were warning that any attempt at pulling online pranks would result in immediate blocking and unfriending, I hesitated to post anything funny. Several friends were celebrating birthdays and wedding anniversaries, though. So that was OK.

My favorite joke about the current crisis came in a meme that was reproduced in Portuguese (I think). But it was really easy to translate it into English.

Doctor: I'm sorry, you have tested positive for coronavirus.
Patient: That's impossible! I have 700 rolls of toilet paper!


Yeah, if any joke sums up the past couple of weeks....

I still don't feel personally scared, but I keep almost obsessively checking the news and Facebook for anything new. I have assignments to do (got offered another one today!) but the money hasn't come in yet for some of the work I have already done, and my brain feels like mush. *sigh*

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