Yesterday was April Fool's Day, but so many people on Facebook were warning that any attempt at pulling online pranks would result in immediate blocking and unfriending, I hesitated to post anything funny. Several friends were celebrating birthdays and wedding anniversaries, though. So that was OK.
My favorite joke about the current crisis came in a meme that was reproduced in Portuguese (I think). But it was really easy to translate it into English.
Doctor: I'm sorry, you have tested positive for coronavirus.
Patient: That's impossible! I have 700 rolls of toilet paper!
Yeah, if any joke sums up the past couple of weeks....
I still don't feel personally scared, but I keep almost obsessively checking the news and Facebook for anything new. I have assignments to do (got offered another one today!) but the money hasn't come in yet for some of the work I have already done, and my brain feels like mush. *sigh*
My favorite joke about the current crisis came in a meme that was reproduced in Portuguese (I think). But it was really easy to translate it into English.
Doctor: I'm sorry, you have tested positive for coronavirus.
Patient: That's impossible! I have 700 rolls of toilet paper!
Yeah, if any joke sums up the past couple of weeks....
I still don't feel personally scared, but I keep almost obsessively checking the news and Facebook for anything new. I have assignments to do (got offered another one today!) but the money hasn't come in yet for some of the work I have already done, and my brain feels like mush. *sigh*