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My servants played a TRICK on me today!
Last night Mommy took Pumpkin's box out of the "spare room" and put it in the living room. I *thought* that meant that Mommy was going to take Pumpkin away because of his DIE-uh-BEE-tees. But all of a sudden Daddy grabbed ME and put ME in the box!! I could see him but I couldn't get out, and then Mommy and Daddy took me outside! I told them in no uncertain terms that I did NOT like this, but I don't think they understood me. Why is it that when Mommy and Daddy make noises at each other with their mouths, they seem to understand each other, but when I make noise with my mouth, they NEVER understand me? Not fair!
Mommy and Daddy and I all got inside another box that shook and vibrated, and then they took me out and brought me to a big room. I could hear dogs barking somewhere. *shudder* Then we went into a little room and Daddy let me out of the box. I walked around and sniffed everything. I could smell that lots of dogs and cats and people had been there. I let Mommy pick me up, but then I wiggled onto Daddy's lap and let him give me lots of lovies. Then I jumped down so I could sit under Daddy's chair and feel safe there.
Then a female human came in the room and picked me up and put me on the table. Then Daddy grabbed me and that human stuck something up my butt!!! I did NOT like that at all!!! The female said that my "temperature is normal," whatever THAT means.
Then Mommy, Daddy and I waited around in the room for a while, and then a male human came in the room. I think Mommy and Daddy already knew him, because they called him "Doctor." He felt me up with his hands and put this metal thing on me and then he stuck me with a couple of needles. I don't like needles! And THEN the female human put me back in the little box that smells like Pumpkin, and Mommy and Daddy just sat there talking to Doctor about Pumpkin. On and on and on, talking about PUMPKIN and not MY beauty and MY perfection.
I was SO happy when Mommy and Daddy took me home and Mommy gave me up a couple of tasty treats. I hate it when my routine is messed up! I hope that never happens to me again!
Last night Mommy took Pumpkin's box out of the "spare room" and put it in the living room. I *thought* that meant that Mommy was going to take Pumpkin away because of his DIE-uh-BEE-tees. But all of a sudden Daddy grabbed ME and put ME in the box!! I could see him but I couldn't get out, and then Mommy and Daddy took me outside! I told them in no uncertain terms that I did NOT like this, but I don't think they understood me. Why is it that when Mommy and Daddy make noises at each other with their mouths, they seem to understand each other, but when I make noise with my mouth, they NEVER understand me? Not fair!
Mommy and Daddy and I all got inside another box that shook and vibrated, and then they took me out and brought me to a big room. I could hear dogs barking somewhere. *shudder* Then we went into a little room and Daddy let me out of the box. I walked around and sniffed everything. I could smell that lots of dogs and cats and people had been there. I let Mommy pick me up, but then I wiggled onto Daddy's lap and let him give me lots of lovies. Then I jumped down so I could sit under Daddy's chair and feel safe there.
Then a female human came in the room and picked me up and put me on the table. Then Daddy grabbed me and that human stuck something up my butt!!! I did NOT like that at all!!! The female said that my "temperature is normal," whatever THAT means.
Then Mommy, Daddy and I waited around in the room for a while, and then a male human came in the room. I think Mommy and Daddy already knew him, because they called him "Doctor." He felt me up with his hands and put this metal thing on me and then he stuck me with a couple of needles. I don't like needles! And THEN the female human put me back in the little box that smells like Pumpkin, and Mommy and Daddy just sat there talking to Doctor about Pumpkin. On and on and on, talking about PUMPKIN and not MY beauty and MY perfection.
I was SO happy when Mommy and Daddy took me home and Mommy gave me up a couple of tasty treats. I hate it when my routine is messed up! I hope that never happens to me again!
