luscious_purple: women's rights (rights)
OK, it's been ... two months and a few days.

All eight days of early voting ... a long blur of nearly round-the-clock activity. Of course, we didn't have much in the way of "a primary" back in the spring; the U.S. Senate contests were the only exciting things on the Maryland ballots then. But our quadrennial presidential elections bring voters out of the woodwork.

During early voting I spent all eight days at the same-day registration station. It amazes me how people move around and do NOT bother to get their address changed on their driver's licenses, or even get licenses from their new state of residence. It isn't rocket science. I was glad that a couple of the other election judges could translate between Spanish and English, but at times I could have used Korean and Amharic speakers. Our county is SO diverse!

Over the eight days of early voting, we registered 208 people to vote, and we also checked in dozens of regular voters when the check-in judges were busy. I say "we" because I usually had at least one same-day registration judge sitting with me. On most of the days I was paired with an elderly woman who was born in Belize and who refuses to celebrate Halloween because the holiday "glorifies demons." You meet all kinds of people at the polling place.

On Election Day itself, I couldn't do both provisional-ballot work and same-day registration, so I had to explain the same-day stuff to other judges and work the provisional ballot table. I think I had something like 55 provisional voters, which is a LOT for a small precinct with mostly single-family homes. I had a few who were military folks with out-of-state driver's licenses.

Needless to say, the presidential election results hit me like a giant gut punch and I spent the rest of the month in mourning. Of course, this didn't mix well with my need to get my feature article written by November 18. I felt as if I was just going through the motions.

When choosing the deadline months ago, I had assumed that Holiday Faire, an annual event in the Barony of Stierbach, would be held on the Saturday before Thanksgiving. For whatever reason, though, this year it was held on the Saturday before the Saturday before Turkey Day, so I had to skip it. Philcon, though, was on the weekend before Thanksgiving, but no way was I going to go to that and listen to 48 hours of R. crowing that the Orange Poopyhead will bring me SO many job opportunities. He sent me SO much crap from Breitbart and the NY Post with his own vaguely racist comments appended. I have been questioning my 40-year friendship with him.

There's a lot more, but the early holiday dinner is almost ready. Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah, and I hope you had a Good Solstice too.
luscious_purple: women's rights (rights)
My next feature article is due four weeks (28 days) from today. I will be spending nine of those days basically incommunicado in my work as an election judge.

(Note to people outside Maryland: "Election judge" is the fancy term this state uses for people who are paid a stipend to run the polling places. No law degree is necessary.)

Working as an election judge means working at least from 6 a.m. to 9 p.m., with precious little time available for going online via phone. Toss in a nearly hour-long round-trip commute on the eight days that are early voting, and that's a long time to be away from my computer. (The early-voting site is only 8.2 miles from my house, but the drive is entirely over surface streets with lots of stoplights.)

Whatever I have, which isn't that much, I'm going to print out and bring with me, so that I can at least look at it subtly when I am not serving people directly (we're not supposed to sit there using our electronic devices).

Speaking of the election ... I am so incredibly nervous and stressed out over the possibility of an Orange Poopyhead victory. I have NO FREAKING IDEA how anyone could support someone so narcissistic and mentally unstable. I have NO FREAKING IDEA how the polls can be TIED, balanced on a knife's edge, however you want to describe it. Now, I read on some Substack page (linked from Facebook) that Republican-oriented pollsters are "flooding the zone" with results showing tRump surging ahead to make their later challenges to Harris victories seem more legitimate, but I can't find that Substack again. I am really hoping for millions of "shy Harris voters," but after 2016, I am scared shitless. Honestly, I don't think I will feel at ease about the election until I see Vice President Harris put her left hand on a Bible and raise her right hand.

I don't put anything past the tRump authoritarians. Heck, if I wasn't in one of the most Democratic congressional districts in the entire nation, I probably wouldn't work as an election judge. With my unusual name, I am just too easy to find online. I don't want to spend the rest of my life (such as it is) dodging death threats, doxxers, swatters, and who knows what else.
luscious_purple: The middle class is too big to fail! (middle class)
I have to pick the boy toy up at the airport in a few hours. He's flying back from a week with his parents in San Antonio. I always insist on knowing the flight number when I'm picking someone up from the airport, because in 1989 I was supposed to pick up a co-worker at the airport, heard about a jetliner crash in Iowa (I think, IIRC), and had a panic attack because I had NO idea where she was coming from, which airline she was using, etc. (She has family and friends all over the country.) Fortunately, she was NOT on that plane and was waiting for me at Logan Airport.

I'll be glad to have him back, because he keeps me on schedule (in an "accountability partner" kind of way). I have been in major ADHD mode these last few days. Baronial newsletter, finishing "get out the vote" postcards to get them to Florida before Hurricane Milton, watching TV, reading news stories on the computer, blah blah blah. Meanwhile, I have a highly technical feature article to write.

The good news about early voting: I'm scheduled to work for all eight days of it. The bad news about early voting: I have been assigned to a different early-voting station. Not that much farther away, but still, I was looking forward to seeing the folks who work in College Park. Particularly that lifestyle blogger who supports her whole family with that blog. Dang, I wish I could do that!

Now that I am a baronial chronicler, I really find this piece hilarious. And eerily aligned with today's Nobel Prize in physics.
luscious_purple: Star Wars Against Hate (Star Wars Against Hate)
I had thought I was going to work as an election judge only on Maryland primary day, May 14. When I went for the usual training session, I was told that the early-voting slots had been filled during previous training sessions. Oh, well....

Then last week I received two email letters from the Board of Elections, one calling me in for the odd-numbered days of early voting and the other stating I would be working on the even-numbered days. Huh? I checked with the office and found that I am indeed supposed to work all eight of the days from 6 a.m. to 9 p.m. Hmmm, interesting. Since I've been specially trained as a provisional ballot and same-day registration judge, I speculate that perhaps there's a shortage of election judges in my specialty. Or maybe someone quit suddenly. Whatever.

At any rate, I have to prepare for eight straight days of getting up really early, being off the Internet for long stretches, and toting my food (at least there's a small kitchen with a microwave and fridge). The boy toy will not have the car for eight days, which will annoy him, although he does plan to take the Metro to downtown DC for the non-EU embassy open houses. Oh, well, he'll be going to see his parents in San Antonio for a week later in May, so he'll get his "change of scenery" then. And I'll be getting a nice big paycheck, almost as big as one for a feature article.

In other news, I noticed that "Three Weeks for Dreamwidth" is happening. I have never before participated, but I guess I'll check it out. Anything that gets me to interact with this site more often is probably a good thing.
luscious_purple: women's rights (rights)
I finally got through the last of the election-judge days (primary day itself). My regular precinct was severely understaffed. We had two chief judges, one from each major party, but the Democratic chief judge was dealing with long COVID complications and probably some other health issues -- he huffed and puffed after walking 20 feet. Plus, it was his first time in the role, so he was uncertain about some things. Half the election judges assigned to the precinct failed to show up -- didn't even bother returning the phone calls from the chief judges a week before the primary. What's with that? $200 per day won't make you rich, but it's pretty easy money -- it's hardly picking crops in the field or other hard physical labor. Later in the day we got three fresh trainees -- "fresh" in that they had been trained just that morning, starting at 6 a.m. Somehow we all managed to get through the day.

I tend not to get too attached to candidates before primaries. This year the Democrats had a lot of good gubernatorial hopefuls, and I would have been OK with any of them. Wes Moore ended up winning after enough mail-in ballots were counted. The GOP nominated this fire-breathing Trumpican dude, and I hope his campaign goes down in flames.

I can't believe I have a feature article due on Friday. I feel as if I have so much to do still, and I'm panicking.

Today in history: It's Amelia Earhart's 125th birthday. It's the 53rd anniversary of the splashdown of Apollo 11, completing JFK's goal of "landing a man on the Moon and returning him safely to the Earth." (My emphasis.) And today David Ortiz was enshrined in Cooperstown. If only the Red Sox could find another good slugger....
luscious_purple: Star Wars Against Hate (Star Wars Against Hate)
Things are REALLY busy this month. Holy freakin' moley.

Let's start with this week. (Well, technically last week...) I had thought I'd be serving as a Prince George's County election judge only for the July 19 primary, but then I received a call asking me to work on the even-numbered days of the early voting period (July 7-14). No big deal, right? Easy money! Except ... I'm also madly working on my science-writing assignments (and not as far along as I'd wanted to be). AND we started a new church year, so the Board of Trustees (to which I belong, remember) must make some crazy-big decisions. AND Storvik's signature Novice and Unbelt Tourney was scheduled for July 9 instead of sometime in June.

AND my condo's HVAC system is on the fritz, and I won't have the money to get it repaired until after all this work is done.

AND there was a storm on the way.

July 8 and July 10 were OK days at the College Park early-voting site, the gymnasium at a recreation center. As the same-day-registration judge, I sat under an A/C vent and was really glad I brought a sweater. Brrr. July 12 was like that until dinnertime, when I heard a loud roar like a rainstorm of BB pellets on the roof, and then the lights went out. I was in the middle of updating a woman's address in the database when that happened, so I had to ask her to sit and wait about 15 minutes until the backup batteries kicked in and synchronized things. Some of us stepped outside and saw that trees were down everywhere and political signs outside the no-electioneering zone had gone flying. It turned out that the neighborhood had been one of the places where winds had gusted up to 85 mph, which is basically hurricane force. It wasn't a tornado or a derecho, though, but some other kind of meteorological phenomenon ("bow front" or something like that). Even the air smelled like fresh wood, filled with essence of living trees suddenly ripped apart.

I texted the boy toy at home and he said that we didn't have power either. So I grabbed a couple of bags of ice and some fast-food dinner on the way home from the early-voting site. (The commercial strip where I bought these items was chaos -- some of the businesses had power, some didn't, but the traffic lights were out, and people were driving every which way. Scary!)

Apparently the power came back on for my building in the early-morning hours of the 13th, but the College Park neighborhood mentioned above still was a disaster area. Somehow the polls opened, with a generator and two industrial-sized fans going. When I worked on the 14th, the last day of early voting, we had regular electricity until about 2:30 p.m., when the grid conked out for no apparent reason (the weather was sunny). The generator and fans had to come out again after it got stuffy in that gym. The ceiling had a big translucent skylight in it, but I started to worry that the light (both from the skylight and the little emergency lights) would fade just as we would be starting to break down the equipment and box everything up. Fortunately, the lights came back on around 7:30 p.m. Whew! But the last few voters took their sweet time to fill out their ballots and didn't leave until about 50 minutes after the polls closed. Aargh!

On top of all of this, I cut the cable-TV cord because it's just so damned expensive. I miss my CNN.

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